Further From the Department of Radiation Dept.

Atomic Armor! Yes. Atomic Armor can be yours. Came across this while reading about radiation shielding in lead. There’s a flexible fabric like material called Demron made by a company called RST. And their website is HIGHlarious. I’m just gonna cash-in my savings and pick something NBC armor to go for a stroll in. Or why not a nuclear-suppression blanket to snuggle down at the beach with someone you love? This is filed under military/first response, so presumably Jack Bauer types can scoop up WMDs with this sucker. Just throw it on top! Shit, then you can have a barbeque on it without any of that pesky radioactive damage. Speaking of, I gotta getaway from this screen now. Stick a fork in me. I’m done.

Anyway… from the site:

Atomic Armor!
As our nation wages a War on Terror, our military must have the latest and most sophisticated technologies to protect the lives of its personnel, both at home and on foreign battlefields.

Demron protective products for the United States Armed Services and Intelligence Communities include:

• NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) Suits
• Tents
• Blankets
• Uniforms
• Vehicle Linings
• Specialty Shields and Suits